4,000 people and 120,000 balloons later...World Record!!!

I was recently in a fierce battle waged upon the emerald turfs at BYU. Thousands of people gathered at the call of the collegiate advisors to do something that had never been done before. There was Aaron and his thousand, and Lance and his thousand, and Moroni and his thousand, and Gilgal and his thousand. Each leader set out with one goal, to break a world record...a feat that seemed an insurmountable task. The preparation was extensive and the 120,000 armaments (balloons) were prepared for days leading up to this battle.

The armies gathered and faced eachother on the fields of battle. Tensions rose as the sun drew high in the sky, scorching the restless soldiers as they looked into the eyes of those who would be victims to their conquest. Rumors were that the enemy's balloons would be so numerous as "to block out the sun." The response came, "So much the better...then we shall fight our battle in the shade."